I Always Thought That My Canine Family

I Always Thought That My Canine Family Tended To View Me As The Funny-looking Two-legged Dog Who Runs The Can Opener.

Why Cat Were Given Such Terrific Peripheral Vision When They Spend So Much Time Looking Down Their Noses Is Difficult To Understand.

Some Of Our Greatest Historical And Artistic Treasures We Place In Museums; Others, We Take For Walks.

Who Can Go To A Rodeo And Then Criticize The Hunter? ... An Expertly Placed Bullet Would Be The Best Gift A Rodeo Horse Could Receive.

Anyone Who Has Owned Many Cats In Long Succession Can Define His Or Her Life As A Series Of Furry Episodes.