It Doesn't Matter What You're Chasing, When

I Think In Doing Stand-up There Are No Rules And There's No Architecture.

Things You Never Thought Were Going To Turn Into Something End Up Being The Most Important Things In Your Life. You Have To Learn To Not Try To Control It.

You Can't Write A Children's Book That Takes More Than Five Or Six Minutes To Read, Because It Will Drive The Parents Batty. It Has To Be Compact. Nobody Thinks About The Parents When They Write These Stupid Books. I Could Write Longer Children's Books, But It Would Actually Be Bad If I Did.

I Think Writing For Anybody Helps You Order Your Life. It Helps You Arrange Your Emotions And Your Thoughts And It Helps To Provide Perspective.

The Thing That I Think Is The Most Important Is Taking Moments To Express Your Appreciation To Your Partner. A Thank You Or A Quick Kiss Can Go A Long Way Toward Affirming Your Relationship And Commitment To Each Other. That's Not Hard To Do Even When You're Juggling Insane Careers And Three Kids.