It Couldn't Pull A Greased Stick Out

When We Went To Canada [with Top Gear], I Was Staggered About How Many People Got In Touch ... Before We Finish With The Grand Tour, We'll Definitely Be Appearing In Canada At Some Point. Nothing Is More Certain Than That.

The Newest Ferrari Of Them All, The 458, The Italia. The Gt3 Was Good, But Nowhen Near As Good As This... Almost Nothing On Earth Is As Good As This... Set That Something I've Just Told, Involving Cameron Diaz... And Some Honey... Then It Comes That Even That Isn't As Good As This.

If You're Thinking Of Coming To America, This Is What It's Like: You've Got Your Comfort Inn, You've Got Your Best Western, And You've Got Your Red Lobster Where You Eat. Everybody's Very Fat, Everybody's Very Stupid And Everybody's Very Rude - It's Not A Holiday Programme, It's The Truth.

That [pagani] Zonda, Really! It’s Like A Lion In Orange Dungarees. Kind Of Fierce, But Ridiculous All At The Same Time.

Extravagant Is, I Think, The Word We All Thought When We Met ... A Lot Of Money Went Into That [the Grand Tour's ]. I Just Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Have A Bridge From The Old To The New And That Was A Way Of Saying 'right, Well Now Look Where We Are.'