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According To Life & Style, Lance Armstrong Was Seen Canoodling With Fitness Model Kim Strother, And The Night Before, He Was With Ashley Olsen. He's Going From Bar To Bar Picking Up Women - How Does He Get Them Home? Does He Put Them On The Handlebars, Or Does He Have A Banana Seat?

There Are Two Kinds Of People I Don't Trust: People Who Don't Drink And People Who Collect Stickers.

I Don't Cook... I Don't Know How To Clean... There's May Be A Good Chance I'm An Alcoholic.

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Obviously Its Nice To Give Your Time And Especially When There Is Money Being Raised. It's Rewarding.