Isn't Three Quarters Of Life A Guilty

And The Truth Is I've Always Taken Very Good Care Of My Skin, And Always, Always Worn Make-up.

I Was Voted The Most Beautiful Girl In The World In 1958, And Courted By Every Young, Available Man In Los Angeles, Most Of Whom I Didn't Go Out With, By The Way.

I Mean, I'm A War Baby, And We Had Rationing, And We Didn't Have Sugar And Sweets, Which Is Very Good For You In Actual Fact. Because When We Had A Piece Of Fruit, We'd Gulp It Down. It Was Just Great.

The Sad Truth Is That Most Of My Husbands Turned Out To Be Convincing Liars.

If You Eat Junk, You Look Like Junk. People Say, 'it's Not My Fault, It's My Glands.' It's Not; It's Greed!