Is This Chicken Or Is This Fish?

I'm Really Clumsy, So I Trip And Fall A Lot. And Every Time I Perform In New York My Pants Split Onstage. That's Happened Four Or Five Times. Every Time, I Pull On My Mom's Jeans As Fast As I Can, So There We Are, Standing Backstage Without Our Pants On. It's Like A Curse.

At School My Boobs Were Bigger Than All My Friends' And I Was Afraid To Show Them. Now, I Feel They Make My Outfits Look Better. They're Like An Accessory.

I Think Angelina Jolie Has Done Amazing, Amazing Things, And The International Adoption Rate Just Since Her Has Skyrocketed. It's Unbelievable.

Both Of My Grandmothers Were Diagnosed With Breast Cancer - One Is A Survivor And One Passed Away.

Ah Swear, Ah Will Croak If She Asks Me For A Pair Of Nikes Instead Of Christian Louboutins!