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The Punt Returner Got Smacked Like Nancy Kerrigan's Knee On Souvenir Pipe Night.

That Field Goal Attempt Was So Far To The Left It Nearly Decapitated Lyndon Larouche.

Obama Better Hope A Kicked Ass Is Covered By Obamacare.

I Like The Show [factor] Because It's Horny, But It's Not Skeevy. Where Else Are You Going To Get That Nowadays?

Listen, The Weather Is Just Like Hillary's Explanation For Her War Vote: We Just Don't Know, Do We?