I Like Being Married. I'm At Home

There's Something About A Divorce In That Even If Your Parents Still Love You, The Fact That They Can't Live With Each Other Makes You Feel There's Something Wrong With You.

Push-ups, Sit-ups, And A Strict Diet Of Raisins. That's My Plan [for 2011].

Seems Like Every Other Day There's Somebody On The News, Somebody Gets Killed Or Does Something Crazy And All The Neighbors And Everybody Says, "i Can't Believe He Did That, I Can't Believe She Did That."

Buddha Is Pretty Funny. Buddha Is The Coolest, Though. If I Had To Go With One, I'd Probably Party With The Buddha.

Just Because You Don't Know How To Do Stand-up Doesn't Mean You Don't Know How To Put On A Show.