Ireland Really Is My Problem; The Breaking

Anything That Isn't Opposed By About 40 Percent Of Humanity Is Either An Evil Business Or So Unimportant That It Simply Doesn't Matter.

I Frankly Admit To Not Knowing Who I Am. This Is Why I Refuse To Buy Clothes That Will Tell People Who I Want Them To Think I Am.

Life Seemed To Be An Educator's Practical Joke In Which You Spent The First Half Learning And The Second Half Learning That Everything You Learned In The First Half Was Wrong.

You Can't Enjoy Light Verse With A Heavy Heart.

Feel Good About Linking Hands In Human Chain For Good Causes.