Intolerance Is The Most Socially Acceptable Form

Filth Is Always A Sign Of Weakness - In The Mouth Of The User And In The Mind Of The Writer.

A Winner Knows How Much He Still Has To Learn, Even When He Is Considered An Expert By Others; A Loser Wants To Be Considered An Expert By Others Before He Has Learned Enough To Know How Little He Knows.

Man's Unique Agony As A Species Consists In His Perpetual Conflict Between The Desire To Stand Out And The Need To Blend In.

As The Horsepower In Modern Automobiles Steadily Rises, The Congestion Of Traffic Steadily Lowers The Average Possible Speed Of Your Car. This Is Known As Progress.

The Main Discomfort In Being A Middle-of-the-roader Is That You Get Sideswiped By Partisans Going In Both Directions.