Intelligence Tests Are Biased Toward The Literate.

There Are Only Two Places In The World: Over Here And Over There.

I Kind Of Like It When A Lot Of People Die, And On The Other Hand I Always Wonder How Many Unused Frequent-flier Miles They Had.

What Do Dogs Do On Their Day Off?; Can't Lie Around – That's Their Job!

That's The Whole Meaning Of Life, Isn't It? Trying To Find A Place For Your Stuff.

Think Of How Strange We'd Look If All The Cuts, Burns, Scrapes, Bruises, Scratches, Bumps, Gashes, And Scabs We Ever Had Suddenly Reappeared On Our Bodies At The Same Time.