Intelligence Tests Are Biased Toward The Literate.

Fighting For Peace Is Like Screwing For Virginity.

I Really Haven't Seen This Many People In One Place Since They Took Group Photographs Of All The Criminals And Lawbreakers In The Ronald Reagan Administration.

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Children Should Be Taught To Question Everything . . . Everything They Read And Everything They Hear.

Comedy, I Figured, Was The Thing That Came To Me The Most Easily. Playing The Trumpet And Piano Took Practice. I Thought That Was A Waste Of Time. I'd Go Out On The Street Corner And Be Funny. In A Minute.