Intellectuals Are People Who Go To Study

It Is A Warning, Godspeed. It Means You Are No Longer Welcome Here At These Prices.

I Recently Turned Fifty, Which Is Young For A Tree, Mid-life For An Elephant, And Ancient For A Quarter-miler, Whose Son Now Says, "dad, I Just Can't Run The Quarter With You Anymore, Unless I Bring Something To Read."

What Best Defines A Child Is The Total Inability To Receive Information From Anything Not Plugged In.

For College Seniors There Should Be A Week Of Being Allowed To Cry. Just Break Down And Cry Because You Are Scared And Don't Know What's Next.

'don't Worry About Senility', My Grandfather Used To Say.