Incongruity Is The Mainspring Of Laughter.

Of Course We All Know That Morris Was A Wonderful All-round Man, But The Act Of Walking Round Him Has Always Tired Me.

Good Sense About Trivialities Is Better Than Nonsense About Things That Matter.

The Lower One's Vitality, The More Sensitive One Is To Great Art.

Zuleika, On A Desert Island, Would Have Spent Most Of Her Time In Looking For A Man's Footprint.

To Give An Accurate And Exhaustive Account Of That Period Would Need A Far Less Brilliant Pen Than Mine.