In Youth, Love And Art. In Age,

Vicarious Living Is Only Slightly Less Impossible Than Vicarious Eating.

Eagerness To Please Attracts Bullies And Bores.

Children Must Be Protected Not Because They Are Innocent But Because They Are Powerless.

Learned Researches Lead To Headaches, Constipation, And Befuddled Quarreling.

Good Books Do Not Make People Wiser Or Happier--only More Conscious.