Doubt Is Long-winded. Certainty Is Brief.

Energy Falls Just Short Of Being Joy.

An Academic Dialect Is Perfected When Its Terms Are Hard To Understand And Refer Only To One Another.

The Eye Deals With Excess More Easily Than The Stomach Does.

Discontented Women Dream Of Being Rescued By Prince Charming. Discontented Men Dream Of Finding A Horny Blond In The Back Seat Ofa Taxi.

I Deplore My Shortcomings, But Plan To Keep Them.