In Youth And Beauty, Wisdom Is But

There Is No Greater Glory That Can Befall A Man That What He Achieves With The Speed Of His Feet Or The Strength Of His Hands.

Wine Gives Strength To Weary Men.

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Because They're Stupid, That's Why. That's Why Everybody Does Everything.

I Believe Children Are The Future...which Is Why They Must Be Stopped Now!