In This Life, If You Don't Celebrate

My Father Taught Me How To Be A Man – And Not By Instilling In Me A Sense Of Machismo Or An Agenda Of Dominance. He Taught Me That A Real Man Doesn’t Take, He Gives; He Doesn’t Use Force, He Uses Logic; Doesn’t Play The Role Of Trouble-maker, But Rather, Trouble-shooter; And Most Importantly, A Real Man Is Defined By What’s In His Heart, Not His Pants.

In My Spare Time, I Smoke Acres Of Weed.

Azrael: No Pleasure, No Rapture, No Exquisite Sin Greater... Than Central Air.

Dudes Know I'm Not A Threat. Chicks Know I'm Not A Threat.

Im Gonna Try To Pay For Clerks Iii Myself. As Much As I Love The Crowd-funding Model, Thats An Advancement In Indie Film That Belongs To The Next Generation Of Artists. I Started On My Own Dime, And If Im Allowed, I Should Finish On My Own Dime.