In The Recession People Are Going To

I'm The Female Equivalent Of A Counterfeit $20 Bill. Half Of What You See Is A Pretty Good Reproduction, The Rest Is A Fraud.

I Was A Shy Ugly Kid Who Led A Big Fantasy Life. I Thought I Was An Angel Sent From Heaven, To Cure Polio. When Dr. Salk Did That I Was Really Pissed Off.

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When They're Left Unattended.

For Someone Who Likes Tattoos, The Most Precious Thing Is Bare Skin.

Honesty Makes Me Feel Powerful In A Difficult World.