Art, Music, And Philosophy Are Merely Poignant

I Went To George Washington High School For Six Months Before My 16th Birthday, When I Could Legally Quit. That Was An Even Worse Experience Than The Catholic Schools. I Mean, They Were Still Teaching Fractions. But Mostly, I Played Hooky.

Don't Sweat The Petty Things And Don't Pet The Sweaty Things.

Your Dog Thinks You're A God. Your Cat Thinks The Dog's An Asshole.

"no Comment" Is A Comment.

I Consider The Coke A Major Cause. Of Course, You Could Also Make The Argument That Because Cocaine Speeds Up The Heart, It's Good For You.