In The Bottle Discontent Seeks For Comfort,

We Are Not Here To Sell A Parcel Of Boilers And Vats, But The Potentiality Of Growing Rich Beyond The Dreams Of Avarice.

He That Would Travel For The Entertainment Of Others Should Remember That The Great Object Of Remark Is Human Life.

He Who Waits To Do A Great Deal Of Good At Once Will Never Do Anything.

Life Is But Short; No Time Can Be Afforded But For The Indulgence Of Real Sorry, Or Contests Upon Questions Seriously Momentous. Let Us Not Throw Away Any Of Our Days Upon Useless Resentment, Or Contend Who Shall Hold Out Longest In Stubborn Malignity. It Is Best Not To Be Angry; And Best, In The Next Place, To Be Quickly Reconciled.

The Safe And General Antidote Against Sorrow Is Employment.