In The Book Of Life, The Answers

Dear Santa Claus, Just A Last Note Before You Take Off. I Hope You Have A Nice Trip. Don't Forget To Fasten Your Seat Belt.

I Love America. It's Americans I Can't Stand.

There's A Difference Between A Philosophy And A Bumper Sticker.

You Try For A Little Happiness, And What Do You Get? A Few Memories And A Fat Stomach!

You Know What Oscar Wilde Said, Ma'am? He Said, "nothing That Is Worth Knowing Can Be Taught". Nothing Personal, Ma'am... Carry On.