In Spite Of Some Bad Experiences, I'm

By The Time They're Ready To Be Thrown Away, Most Shoes Are Thoroughly Comfortable

If You Get Murdered Because You Go On A Date With Someone You Met On The Internet, You Probably Deserved It.

The Teacher Who Knows The Most About A Subject Isn't Necessarily The One Who Can Teach It Best.

You Really Can't Blame The Military For Wanting To Go To War [in Iraq]. They've Got All These New Toys And They Want To Know Whether They Work Or Not.

You're Better Off Missing A Bus Or An Airplane Once In A While Than You Are Getting There Too Early All The Time.