In Real Life, Events Seem Much Less

Every Time I Am In Danger Of Believing The Glamour Of My Own Press, Some Incident Inevitably Brings Me Back To Earth.

The Code Of The Road Is, If There Is Anything To Eat, Eat; If There Is A Place To Sit, Sit; If There Is A Restroom, Go.

The Better The Coverage, The More Discriminating The Viewer.

My Most Lucrative Job In College Was A Stint As The Regional Dodge Girl.

News Events Are Like Texas Weather. If You Don't Like It, Wait A Minute.