In My Youth, I Wanted To Be

Flint Must Be An Extremely Wealthy Town: I See That Each Of You Bought Two Or Three Seats.

Did You Know That Mozart Had No Arms And No Legs? I've Seen Statues Of Him On People's Pianos.

There Are Three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian And Offen.

What Soap Is To The Body, Laughter Is To The Soul. Laughter Is The Shortest Distance Between Two People.

Clarinets, Like Lawyers, Have Cases, Mouthpieces, And They Need A Constant Supply Of Hot Air In Order To Function.