In My Youth, I Wanted To Be

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

Clarinets, Like Lawyers, Have Cases, Mouthpieces, And They Need A Constant Supply Of Hot Air In Order To Function.

There Are Three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian And Offen.

He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.

The Conductor Is A Peculiar Person. He Turns His Back On His Friends In The Audience, Shakes A Stick At His Players In The Orchestra, And Then Wonders Why Nobody Loves Him.