In My Youth, I Wanted To Be

I Learned To Play The Piano On My Mother's Knee - That Was Before We Got A Piano.

You Want Something By Bach? Which One, Johann Sebastian Or Jacques Offen?

Humor Is Something That Thrives Between Man's Aspirations And His Limitations. There Is More Logic In Humor Than In Anything Else. Because, You See, Humor Is Truth.

Well, All's Fair In Love, War And Fooling The Critics.

That's Why I've Never Thought Of Retiring Because I Do It All The Time Whether On The Stage Or Off. I Found That In A Precarious Situation, A Smile Is The Shortest Distance Between People. When One Needs To Reach Out For Sympathy Or A Link With People, What Better Way Is There?