In My Youth, I Wanted To Be

One Afternoon, When I Was Four Years Old, My Father Came Home, And He Found Me In The Living Room In Front Of A Roaring Fire, Which Made Him Very Angry. Because We Didn't Have A Fireplace.

It (the Double-clarinet In India) Was Primarily Used For Snake Charming, Since The Snake Would Do Almost Anything To Get The Indians To Stop Playing It.

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just Not Used To It.

I Normally Don't Do Requests. Unless, Of Course, I Have Been Asked To Do So.