In My Spare Time, I Smoke Acres

Whenever I'm Not Shooting, I'm In The Editing Room With My Footage. While The Crew Is Taking 15 Minutes To An Hour To Set Up The Next Shot, I'm Behind The Avid, Putting The Flick Together.

I'm Always Cribbing From Real Life. I'm Not A Very Creative Filmmaker.

The Writer Crafts Their Ideal World. In My World, Everyone Has Really Long Conversations Or Just Picks Apart Pop Culture To Death And Everyone Talks In Monologue.

My Job Is To Say, 'this Is How I See The World. Do You Agree?'

Don't Let Anybody Tell You Different, Man: The Main Goal In Life Careerwise Should Always Be To Try To Get Paid To Simply Be Yourself.