In My Spare Time, I Smoke Acres

Controversial' As We All Know, Is Often A Euphemism For 'interesting And Intelligent.

Im Gonna Try To Pay For Clerks Iii Myself. As Much As I Love The Crowd-funding Model, Thats An Advancement In Indie Film That Belongs To The Next Generation Of Artists. I Started On My Own Dime, And If Im Allowed, I Should Finish On My Own Dime.

Stop…stop, That’s The Next Generation Of Fans… How Dare You Pass Judgment On Those 12-year-old Girls Who Like Vampires! They Need To Be Encouraged Because In Six Years They’ll Be 18-year-old Girls Who Like Vampires And Are Into All Sorts Of Goth-permissive And Whatnot. Don’t Poo-poo It. There’s A Plan, And It’s Working.

For Years, My Job Was To Make The Movie Inexpensively. And I Could Bring It In. What I Can't Control Are The Costs Of Marketing.

You Know, There's A Million Fine Looking Women In The World, Dude, But They Don't All Bring You Lasagna At Work. Most Of 'em Just Cheat On You.