In My Spare Time, I Smoke Acres

In This Life, If You Don't Celebrate Yourself, Nobody Will.

People Are Bursting Out Of The Closet, Rejecting Their Parents' Wishes To Keep The Faith. Atheism Is Becoming Mainstream.

Whenever I'm Not Shooting, I'm In The Editing Room With My Footage. While The Crew Is Taking 15 Minutes To An Hour To Set Up The Next Shot, I'm Behind The Avid, Putting The Flick Together.

My Father Taught Me To Weigh My Words Carefully, And Speak Up Only When I Had Something Insightful To Add To The Proceedings, Or Something Really Funny To Say. He Also Taught Me That If I Couldn’t Be That Kind Of Guy In Real Life, That I Could Earn A Healthy Living Pretending To Be That Guy In The Movies – Particularly When Paired Up With A Long Haired Stoner.

Controversial' As We All Know, Is Often A Euphemism For 'interesting And Intelligent.