In My Spare Time, I Smoke Acres

My Father Taught Me How To Be A Man – And Not By Instilling In Me A Sense Of Machismo Or An Agenda Of Dominance. He Taught Me That A Real Man Doesn’t Take, He Gives; He Doesn’t Use Force, He Uses Logic; Doesn’t Play The Role Of Trouble-maker, But Rather, Trouble-shooter; And Most Importantly, A Real Man Is Defined By What’s In His Heart, Not His Pants.

Indie Film Isn’t Dead. It Just Grew Up.

In The Face Of Such Hopelessness As Our Eventual, Unavoidable Death, There Is Little Sense In Not At Least Trying To Accomplish All Of Your Wildest Dreams In Life.

Why Do My Movies Make People Feel So Dead Inside?

You Know, There's A Million Fine Looking Women In The World, Dude, But They Don't All Bring You Lasagna At Work. Most Of 'em Just Cheat On You.