It Isn't Tying Himself To One Woman

A Husband Is What Is Left Of A Lover, After The Nerve Has Been Extracted.

The Tenderest Spot In A Man's Make-up Is Sometimes The Bald Spot On Top Of His Head.

Changing Husbands Is About As Satisfactory As Changing A Bundle From One Hand To The Other; It Gives You Only Temporary Relief.

The Mistakes You Regret The Most In Your Life Are The Ones You Didn't Commit When You Had The Chance

To A Man, Marriage Means Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of The Chiffonier Drawers; To A Woman, Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of Her Opinions.