In Junior High P.e., I Was Way

You Did It! Congratulations! World's Best Cup Of Coffee! Great Job, Everybody! It's Great To Be Here.

In The Fourth Grade, I Learned How To Fake Walking Into A Door. You Know, You Hit It With Your Hand And Snap Your Head Back. The Girls Loved It.

I Always Just Forced Myself To Do Crazy Things In Public. In College I Would Push An Overhead Projector Across Campus With My Pants Just Low Enough To Show My Butt. Then My Friend Would Incite The Crowd To Be Like, 'look At That Idiot!' That's How I Got Over Being Shy.

I Am A Bit Of A Gourmet Chef. I Love Cooking Mostly Thai Food. And A Lot Of Times On Movies, You Have These Trailers That Have These Little Ovens And Kitchenettes. A Lot Of Actors Never Use Them, But I Would Cook Lunch Just About Every Day.

One Of The Challenges You Will Face Is Finding A Job In Our Depressed Economy, ... In Fact, The Chances Of Finding A Job Are About As Good As Finding Weapons Of Mass Destruction In The Iraqi Desert -- Slim And None, And Slim Just Left The Building.