In Fine, The Truffle Is The Very

All Men, Even Those We Call Savages, Have Been So Tormented By The Passion For Strong Drinks, That Limited As Their Capacities Were, They Were Yet Able To Manufacture Them.

Vegetables, Which Are The Lowest In The Scale Of Living Things, Are Fed By Roots, Which, Implanted In The Native Soil, Select By The Action Of A Peculiar Mechanism, Different Subjects, Which Serve To Increase And To Nourish Them.

Cooking Is One Of The Oldest Arts And One Which Has Rendered Us The Most Important Service In Civic Life.

Those From Whom Nature Has Withheld Taste Invented Trousers.

When You Have Breakfasted Well And Fully, If You Will Drink A Big Cup Of Chocolate At The End You Will Have Digested The Whole Perfectly Three Hours Later, And You Will Still Be Able To Dine. Because Of My Scientific Enthusiasm And The Sheer Force Of My Eloquence I Have Persuaded A Number Of Ladies To Try This, Although They Were Convinced It Would Kill Them; They Have Always Found Themselves In Fine Shape Indeed, And Have Not Forgotten To Give The Professor His Rightful Due.