In Both Metaphysics And Art, Honesty Is

Democracy -- Rule By The People -- Sounds Like A Fine Thing; We Should Try It Sometime In America.

A Man's Duty? To Be Ready -- With Rifle Or Rood -- To Defend His Home When The Showdown Comes.

A Woman, As Much As A Man, Is Responsible By The Age Of Forty For The Character Of Her Face. But Women, Obeying The Biological Imperative, Strive Harder To Preserve A Youthful Appearance (the Reproductive Look) And Lose It Sooner.

Nothing Could Be Older Than The Daily News, Nothing Deader Than Yesterday's Newspaper.

Platitude: A Statement That Denies By Implication What It Explicitly Affirms.