In America, We Have A Media That

There Is No Croatian Dream. There Is No European Union Dream. There Is No Chinese Communist Dream, Except Maybe To Get Out. But There Is And Always Has Been An American Dream. And The Dream Is Possible. The Dream Can Become Real.

Look, Folks, Everybody Knows We're Not Gonna Kick These Dreamers Out Of The Country. I Know That A Lot Of People Think That We Should Have No Mercy Here On... "mercy" Is The Wrong Word. That, If We're Gonna Have Border Security, We're Gonna Have Border Security. If You're Illegal And You're Here Illegally, You Gotta Go Back And Try To Get In Legally. I Understand That.

We've Even Lost The Definition Of Immigration. "immigration" Today, If You Listen To The Left, Equals Anybody Who Wants To Come Into The Country Should Be Allowed. That's Not What Immigration Is. That's Illegal Immigration, And We Ought To All Oppose It.

If I Get Married Again, I'm Just Going To Buy The Woman A House And Break Up With Her, Because That Will Be The End Result Anyway.

Memorial Day, The Reason For It, Fewer And Fewer People Know. It's Just The First Real Weekend Of Summer, Three-day Weekend And So Forth, Barbecues, What Have You. That's Why I Think Education Is Important. I'm Really Glad My Dad Drilled Into Me These Things That He Had Lived Through And It Helped Me Relate To Him Better And Understand The Things He Thought Were Important And Why He Was Raising Me The Way He Was.