In All The Woes That Curse Our

I Know Everybody's Income And What Everybody Earns, And I Carefully Compare It With The Income-tax Returns

And That Singular Anomaly, The Lady Novelist-- I Don't Think She'd Be Missed--i'm Sure She'd Not Be Missed!

Utopia's Quite Another Land; In Her Enterprising Movements, She Is England--with Improvements

When Wellington Thrashed Bonaparte, As Every Child Can Tell, The House Of Peers, Throughout The War, Did Nothing In Particular, And Did It Very Well

No Good Play Is A Success; Fine Writing And High Morals Are Useless On The Stage. I Have Been Scribbling Twaddle For Thirty-five Years To Suit The Public Taste, And I Should Know.