I'm Really Very Sorry For You All,

A Policeman's Lot Is Not A Happy One

Every Jack He Must Study The Knack If He Wants To Make Sure Of His Jill!

It's True I've Got No Shirts To Wear; It's True My Butcher's Bill Is Due; It's True My Prospects All Look Blue - But Don't Let That Unsettle You.

Bless Your Heart, They Don't Mind--they're Exceedingly Kind-- They Don't Blame You--as Long As You're Funny!

It Isn't So Much What's On The Table That Matters, As What's On The Chairs.