In A Dung Heap, Even A Plastic

Nudity Is A Deep Worry If You Have A Body Like A Bin Bag Full Of Yoghurt, Which I Have.

Nothing In This World Is At It Seems. Except, Possibly, Porridge.

Enthusiats Are Used To Being Mocked, Maligned And Misunderstood. We Don't Really Mind.

Many People Would No More Think Of Entering Journalism Than The Sewage Business - Which At Least Does Us All Some Good.

I Gather A Repulsive Nobody Writing In A Paper No One Of Any Decency Would Be Seen Dead With Has Written Something Loathesome And Inhumane.