Immigrant: An Unenlightened Person Who Thinks One

Nature's Fortuitous Manifestation Of Her Purposeless Objectionableness.

Absurdity, N.: A Statement Or Belief Manifestly Inconsistent With One's Own Opinion.

Incompatibility, N. In Matrimony A Similarity Of Tastes, Particularly The Taste For Domination. Incompatibility May, However, Consist Of A Meek-eyed Matron Living Just Around The Corner. It Has Even Been Known To Wear A Moustache.

Elegy, N. A Composition In Verse, In Which, Without Employing Any Of The Methods Of Humor, The Writer Aims To Produce In The Reader's Mind The Dampest Kind Of Dejection.

Trichinosis, N. The Pig's Reply To Proponents Of Porcophagy.