Imbecility, N. A Kind Of Divine Inspiration,

When Publicly Censured Our First Instinct Is To Make Everybody A Codefendant.

Opportunity: A Favorable Occasion For Grasping A Disappointment.

Physiognomy, N. The Art Of Determining The Character Of Another By The Resemblances And Differences Between His Face And Our Own, Which Is The Standard Of Excellence.

A System Of Pitfalls Thoughtfully Prepared For The Feet For The Self-made Man, Along The Path By Which He Advances To Distinction.

Historian - A Broad-gauge Gossip.