I'm Your Full Blown Charismatic Evangelical Freak

When You Do Reality, You Have To Be Pretty Careful. You Have To Almost Monitor Yourself To Make Sure That You Don't Get Yourself In Situations That You Shouldn't [be In].

I'm A Registered Independent. But My Brother Says It's Obvious That I'm A Republican Sympathizer. Once I Get In The Voting Booth, It Doesn't Matter.

Praise The Lord, But Do Me A Favor, Don't Ever Say 'stephen Baldwin' And 'ministry' In The Same Sentence.

I Almost Died, Secretly, Behind Closed Doors.

Evolution Isn't True, Because If We Evolved From Monkeys, How Can They Still Be Here?