I'm Very Wary Of News On Television.

If You Think That By Threatening Me You Can Get Me To Do What You Want... Well, That's Where You're Right. But - And I Am Only Saying This Because I Care - There's A Lot Of Decaffeinated Brands On The Market That Are Just As Tasty As The Real Thing.

If You Play Mark Twain And He's Not Funny, You Are Definitely Not Playing Mark Twain. That Was The Biggest Challenge, In Some Ways. Writing And Performing Jokes That Can Come Out Of That Brilliant Delivery System He Constructed: The Friendly, Avuncular Truth-teller.

Acting Is Very Immediate.

It's The Persona That Makes You A Leading Actor. A Leading Actor Has Something Extra That's Fun To Watch. But It Isn't Usually About Acting.

Sometimes, I Wonder What I'm Doing Back In Los Angeles, But When You Look Out There... How Can You Complain When You See A Whale Cresting, Matter-of-factly, As You Make Your Breakfast?