I'm Very, Very Thirsty For Knowledge. Just

What Does It Say, 'i Beat Meryl.'

If I Don't Have Anything To Do All Day, I Might Not Even Put My Pants On.

It's Something I Always Tell Myself: 'you Need To Calm The F--k Down. You Don't Want To Constantly Be A Gif.

Once I'm Obsessed With Somebody, I'm Terrified Of Them Instantly. I'm Not Scared Of Them - I'm Scared Of Me And How I Will React. Like, For Instance, One Time Someone Was Introducing Me To Bill Maher, And I Saw Meryl Streep Walk Into The Room, And I Literally Put My Hand Right In Bill Maher's Face And Said, "not Now, Bill!", And I Just Stared At Meryl Streep... I Just Creepily Stared At Her.

Be Strong. Don't Be A Follower, And Always Do The Right Thing. If You Have A Choice Between The Right Thing And The Wrong Thing, The Right Way Is Always The Less Stressful.