I'm Very Organised These Days, And I

I Was Brought Up Very Conservatively. My Father Was Positively Victorian - I Wasn't Even Allowed To Wear My Hair Down.

I Used To Collect Vintage Clothing - Exquisite Lace Dresses, Embroidered Shawls And Ornate Jewelry - But That's Just Not Me Any More.

I Would Teach U.k. Parents How To Stop Their Children Throwing Litter. London Is A Beautiful City But Its Streets Are Disgusting.

I Was So Beautiful But I Didn't Realise It For Years. I Saw Pictures Of Myself And Even I Was Stunned.

Back Then I Was Called Dumbo Because Of My Ears. I Was Called Fatty, Too. It Was Hurtful So I Became Like The Class Clown. I Became The One Who Was Kicked Around.