I'm Very Hairy, And Men In Film

Let's Just Say I Can Never Be Cast Again After Ron Swanson. Then I Have A Life Of Theater And Woodworking And My Wife To Look Forward To, And That Doesn't Make Me Anything But Very Happy.

I Learned The Word Non-conformist In Fourth Grade And Immediately Announced That I Would Grow Up To Become One.

Whenever I Have A Stubborn Position On Something, I Take A Deep Breath And Swallow Myself.

One Of The Most Poignant Pieces Of Recent Science Fiction For Me Was The Portrayal Of The Adults In The Pixar Film Wall-e. I Feel Like We're On The Cusp Of Becoming Fat Babies In Floating Chairs Being Fed Everything In Shake Form, And I Feel Like I Am As Prone To Laziness As Anybody.

I Was Drinking A Lot Of Bourbon. I Was Miserable. I Was Starting To Get Work, But It Wasn't Remotely Satisfying. It Was Garbage Compared To The Theater I Was Doing.