I'm Very Fond Of Drugs.

There Is An Attitude That We Should Be Able To Have Everything. No, You Shouldn't Be Able To Have Anything. I'd Like A Helicopter, But I Can't Afford A Helicopter, So I Don't Buy One. People Are Buying Stuff They Can't Afford On Credit. I Bought My Ford Hybrid With Cash.

Anyone Who's 71 Years Old Would Look Ridiculous Singing Rock.

I Collect Stuffed Animals, And Toy Stores Make Me Happy.

I'm A John Denver Freak, And I Don't Give A Sh*t That He Looks Like A F***ing Turkey.

If You Don't Own The Stage, You Shouldn't Be In Rock N' Roll.