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When A Man Is Tired Of Ankh-morpork, He Is Tired Of Ankle-deep Slurry.

The Space Between The Young Reader’s Eyeballs And The Printed Page Is A Holy Place And Officialdom Should Trample All Over It At Their Peril.’

Botswana Is Also The Only Country In The World With A Colour In Its Flag Meant To Represent Rain (a Sort Of Blue-grey). Not Many People Know This.

Oh, Where Are My Manners? Do Sit Down. Pull Up A Small Child.

My Idea Of A Good Novel Was One You Made Enough Money Out Of To Buy A Greenhouse.