I'm Trying To Find Myself. Sometimes It's

Hollywood Parties Not Only Confuse Me, But They Often Disillusion Me. The Disillusion Comes When I Meet A Movie Star I’ve Been Admiring Since Childhood. I Always Thought That Movie Stars Were Exciting And Talented People Full Of Special Personality. Meeting One Of Them At A Party I Discover Usually That He (or She) Is Colorless And Even Frightened. I’ve Often Stood Silent At A Party For Hours Listening To My Movie Idols Turn Into Dull And Little People.

Speaking Of Oscars, I Would Win Overwhelmingly If The Academy Gave An Oscar For Faking Orgasms. I Have Done Some Of My Best Acting Convincing My Partners I Was In The Throes Of Ecstasy.

The Real Lover Is The Man Who Can Thrill You Just By Touching Your Head Or Smiling Into Your Eyes - Or Just By Staring Into Space.

All My Stepchildren Carried The Burden Of My Fame. Sometimes They Would Read Terrible Things About Me, And I'd Worry About Whether It Would Hurt Them. I Would Tell Them: 'don't Hide These Things From Me. I'd Rather You Ask Me These Things Straight Out, And I'll Answer All Your Questions.'

Nothing Happens Without A Reason.