The Real Lover Is The Man Who

The Studio People Want Me To Do "good-bye Charlie" For The Movies, But I'm Not Going To Do It. I Don't Like The Idea Of Playing A Man In A Woman's Body - You Know? It Just Doesn't Seem Feminine.

Cutting Negative People From My Life Does Not Mean I Hate Them, It Simply Means I Respect Me.

Jewish Men Don't Know Anything.

I Am Involved In A Freedom Ride Protesting The Loss Of The Minority Rights Belonging To The Few Remaining Earthbound Stars. All We Demanded Was Our Right To Twinkle.

The Trouble With Censors Is That They Worry If A Girl Has Cleavage. They Ought To Worry If She Hasn't Any.