I'm Too Tall To Be A Girl.

We've All Been Broken At Some Point. Forgiving Ourselves Or Another Person Helps Us Move Forward.

Show Me A Mall, And I'm Happy.

I, Uh...i Have A Television, So I'm Going To Spend Some Time Here To Tell You Some Things. [to Orchestra Conductor:] And, And...and Sir, You're Doing A Great Job, But You're So Quick With That Stick, So Why Don't You Sit. 'cause I May Never Be Here Again.'

I Want My Kids To Know When I'm Pissed, When I'm Happy And When I'm Confounded.

It's My Privilege And Honor To Cook Three Meals A Day For My Family, And It's A Luxury On A Level That I Didn't Even Realize, Because It Can Be Relentless For Me On Some Days. You Have Pride In How You Take Care Of Your Family.