I'm Too Busy Acting Like I'm Not

My Father Is Incapable Of Showing Much Affection, Or Even Of Carrying On A Conversation. I Didn't Want To Have A Relationship With Him Just Because He's My Blood Relative. It Would Bore Me.

If I Went To Jail, At Least I Wouldn't Have To Sign Autographs.

I Thought I Would Try To Be Gay For A While, But I'm Just More Sexually Attracted To Women. But I'm Really Glad That I Found A Few Gay Friends, Because It Totally Saved Me From Becoming A Monk Or Something.

Thank You All From The Pit Of My Burning, Nauseous Stomach For Your Letters And Concern During The Past Years.

I Write Poems For Myself And I Write Poetry That Gets Torn Apart And Becomes Songs. I Have A Lot Of Respect For Words, The Power Of Words.