I Never Wanted To Sing. I Just

I'm Going To Be A Superstar Musician, Kill Myself, And Go Out In A Flame Of Glory.

I Didn't Know How To Deal With Success. If There Was A Rock Star 101, I Would Have Liked To Take It. It Might Have Helped Me.

I Called Leo Fender, The Dead Guy, A Dork. Now I'll Never Get An Endorsement.

I Had A Really Good Childhood Up Until I Was Nine, Then A Classic Case Of Divorce Really Affected Me.

I Bought A Gun And Chose Drugs Instead.