I'm Thoroughly Convinced That Editors Don't Help

Men Have A Much Better Time Of It Than Women. For One Thing, They Marry Later; For Another Thing, They Die Earlier.

Love Is Like War: Easy To Begin But Very Hard To Stop.

Never Underestimate The Bad Taste Of The American Public

Man Is Always Looking For Someone To Boast To; Woman Is Always Looking For A Shoulder To Put Her Head On.

Dachshund: A Half-a-dog High And A Dog-and-a-half Long.