I'm The Nicest Goddamn Dame That Ever

I Survived Because I Was Tougher Than Anybody Else.

Joan Crawford Is A Movie Star. I Am An Actress.

I Wouldn't Piss On Joan Crawford If She Were On Fire.

I Have Been Uncompromising, Peppery, Intractable, Monomaniacal, Tactless, Volatile, And Oftentimes Disagreeable... I Suppose I'm Larger Than Life.

With The Newspaper Strike On, I Wouldn't Consider Dying.