I'm The Gun Guy, A Loud Guitar

Hunting, Fishing, And Trapping Is Literally Perfect. It's The Perfect System By Which To Balance And Ground The Animal Populations For Next Year's Productivity.

I Currently Perform The Most Important Political Duties An American Has The Responsibility To Perform - I Experiment In Self-government On A Daily Basis, Fulfilling My "we The People" Duties To Monitor And Guide Our Elected Employees To Adhere To Their Oath To The U.s. Constitution And Demand Accountability From Them.

I Think You Should Ride The Line Between Fatigue And Chaos. The Chaos Keeps The Energy Level And Spontaneity Maximized, While Fatigue Is Just Over The Edge, And You Should Try To Avoid It.

Oh God Almighty, Another Detroit Monster Is Chad Smith Of The Chili Peppers. Their Music Is Intoxicating Between Flea And Chad Smith. They're Contemporary Because They're Still Making Good Records, But I Don't Think There's Anything New That Has A Groove And Soulfulness. The Chili Peppers Just Stink Of Soul-and That's The Ultimate Compliment. They Continue What James Brown Created.

If Elvis Presley Had Been A Bowhunter, He'd Probably Be Alive Today.